Thatch Hatchets, Ball Toner Sprays, and High-Viscosity Tobacco and Cedarwood Spooge

Today on the show we meander aimlessly for a bit through the news of the week before playing your favorite podcast game show! It’s Wack Shit or Wacky Shit—Men’s Grooming Products Edition. Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it on Facebook or Twitter, or you can send us an email here. Enjoy! Also, head over to the website for a show note with links relevant to today’s discussion.01:40 -- Memorial Day and the end of Abe's Pandemic

08:30 -- How the Candy Industrial Complex gets you

13:15 -- Trump expects to be reinstated...as president...by mid-August...because.

17:14 -- Naomi Osaka vs. Sports Media, and doing things that everyone knows kinda actually sucks

37:04 -- More on the Lab-Leak Hypothesis and the surrounding discourse

45:04 -- The Immaterial Sculpture

46:02 -- Somebody's very mad at the Coca Cola corporation

49:50 -- Wack Shit or Wacky Shit

Trump is telling supporters that he expects to be reinstated as the actual president of the United States by August, which is definitely a thing and no one should dissuade him of its inevitability.

Naomi Osaka withdraws from the French Open:

NPR with a reliably bonkers segment on the question.

CNN with a rundown of how Osaka’s BRAND PARTNERS are responding to the issue.

Sometimes, art is art, and sometimes, art is spending eighteen grand on empty space that somebody says is art.

Coca Cola is under attack from some morons. Here’s their ad.

And here’s some dope from the group on Fox Business whining about other companies, too.

And here are some actual products from today’s game, Wack Shit or Wacky Shit. Please don’t buy them.

"Doughnut day, hamburger day--every day is a day."

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